Let’s be honest: the best stocking stuffer under $50 is $49.99 in cash. But if you want to surprise your friend or loved one, try one of these (make sure you read past the jump for the full list):
IRONIC: Another stocking.
OPTIMISTIC: Fill the stocking half way.
PESSIMISTIC: Leave the stocking half empty.
JEWISH: Wait, why are there stockings in your house?
— Harrison (harrisongreenbaum.com)